Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
