and you said cock pushups were impossible
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
be right there i have to get my cape
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
