Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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