Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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