Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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