: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
