playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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