This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
