I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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