i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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