id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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