you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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