if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
operation harelip BJ is a go
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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