so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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