Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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