But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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