whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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