It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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