Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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