So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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