i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
