its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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