She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize