i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
they're like a gay fantastic four
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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