I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
