I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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