Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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