These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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