How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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