I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
