Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
