how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
sex in a hospital.. check
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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