id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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