Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's never too late to be topless.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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