Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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