so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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