Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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