Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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