My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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