We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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