You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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