Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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