conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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