i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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