Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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