He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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