Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
it's like heaven, but drunker
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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