so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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