its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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