when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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