so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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