have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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